A Diseased Dragon
Once there was a dragon named Earl
His only friend happened to be a girl
One day the dragon was pretty ugly
He also ate dog dung for dinner
He ate dog dung and got very very sick
The dragon had to sleep for many days
Next he went to the doctor
The doctor said he would die
The dragon fell on the floor with a Bang
The doctor tried to lift him
But he weighed 2 pounds
There the dragon died on the floor.